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♥ Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Hello Everyone!! Ahhahha.

People say Monday's are blue. But I would like to differ because Monday was one kick ass day for me, especially when I have my happy pills around.

Nadeerah is happy happy happy because she got a story to tell. Tell me, who’s in for a story telling session?

But let me remind you, priceless pictures coming right up.

Once upon a time in Republic Polytechnic library, there was a pretty and sweet princess by the name of Nisa. Why was she there, you may ask? Her mission was (not to find a handsome young prince) to complete her PP project scope so that she can submit it on time before the Evil Queen fails her. But sadly, there was too many distractions that she had to succumb to. One of which was in the form of a guy in a baggy shirt and pants, whose dance moves were oh so sexy that she could not concentrate. However, two of her (you can think of it as fairy god mothers) were there to "help" her in accomplishing her mission. So the three of them hang around the library(castle) till late.

Princess Nisa is one versatile girls you'll ever meet, as versatile as a little black dress.You might have seen her around in campus. But here, take a closer look to the girl I’m referring to.

Now that you have seen her. Let me just tell you something about her.

DISCLAIMER: PRINCESS NISA IS TECHINACALLY SINGLE AND AVAILABLE IN THIS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE STORY. PLEASE BEAR THAT IN MIND. AND SHE IS LOOKING FOR PRINCE CHARMING TO GIVE HER THE PERFECT KISS TO END THIS FAIRYTALE.

Firstly, she has a rockin's ass that put Beyonce and Jeniffer Lopez to shame. And oh, Kim Kardashian too. But she's not the only sexy ones. Her Fairy God Mother are sexy tooo..Hehehe.

Secondly, she eats human. What a fierce carnivore. Roar tigerr.. You would not want to end up on her dinner plate.

Thirdly, she is vain. But a princess has an image to keep right? That's why she has her magic brush all the time.

Despite the fact that she's a princess, a girl cannot run away from having a bad hair day. And a magic brush does not do wonders all the time right?

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Don't you girls just hate bad hair days? It makes you feel like crap.

However, the good news is bad hair days do not last forever. Thank God for the creation of shampoo. Princess Nisa uses Kerastase while Fairy God Mother No. 1 uses Silkpro and God Mother No. 2 uses Sunsilk. The outcome? Sikly and soft hair.

Speaking of shampoo, you might want to try the brands above. They causes no dandruff. We've got clean scalp lines to prove it. Speaking of centre parting!!

But before you have a crush on Princess Nisa, let me remind you that she is a little pervetic.

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Let's create a good impression of our princess here shall we? Oh yes, she's hardworking but distractions are difficult to ignore. And her fairy godmothers were not of much help AT ALL.
Instead, this is what happened:

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Hours later, not much of a progress of princess Nisa's PP. Since the fairy God mothers had done thier PP, their mission was to find Princess Nisa's one true love. Fairy God Mother No. 2 takes her binocoulus and set off with the mission in mind.

But ten minutes later, still no potential Prince Charming. This made Fairy God Mother No. 2 tired and pissed. Even with the aid of a magic brush, her efforts were to no avail.

Then suddenly, Princess Nisa saw someone she fancies. Look at her expression. Fairy God Mother No. 2 is not so sure about her choice. And what the hell is Fairy God Mother No 1 doing???!!!!!

But since Princess N was so keen on her choice, the fairy god mother has to make a choice. In the end..... Nnnnnnnaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh..try saying this but ensure that your mouth is slanted like Fairy God Mother No. 2.

Since there were not many suitable candidate that we saw, we are opening "Date Princess Nisa" contest to the readers out there. You can just ring Fairy God Mother No. 2 if you are interested. We ensure you that your particulars will be kept strictly confidential and it will be safe in our database.

And wow, we have gotten our first caller by the name of Seri. Look how happy Princess Nisa is.